Category Archives: Professions

Emo kid seeks skinless rat for love, companionship and explosions

Its about time we wrapped up our presentation of the GW2 professions! Last but not least is a creepy spell caster – the Necromancer. There’s green poison, creepy fleshy pets, and general life-sucking horror… in an awesome way. The post … Continue reading

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Calling all sneaky bastards

Hi all. Do you need a little stabby stabby in your life? Are you a roguish gentleman or lady? Does the idea of appearing out of thin air in combat, poisoning your foe, then vanishing sound like fun? If you’re … Continue reading

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Elementalist? Elementalist.

(Huge thanks again to Mrs. Bearzu, who’s picking up my slack, and whose posts seem to get way more hits than my own.  Screw you guys.  >.<) Today we’ll be bringing you some nitty-gritty on the Elementalist cla…er…profession, along with … Continue reading

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And now a word from Mrs. Bearzu.

(Yes, I know I suck at updating lately.  New flagship-tier heaphones = IDGAF about much else, but time to get back on track.) Today’s post is actually brought to you by my lovely wife, who seems to be looking forward … Continue reading

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The Mesmer is totally…

FAAAAAAAABULOUS! Today, we present the Mesmer.  In the original Guild Wars, the Mesmer was the ultimate troll class.  Status effects for doing freakin’ anything – an absolute, desk-chewing, mouse-smashing, keyboard-throwing bane of all PvPers, all the while dressing like a … Continue reading

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The Engineer.

Mozu-note: Keep in mind that I’m cutting/pasting the class info from the GW2 site and/or blog, hence the occasional hackneyed writing, and total lack of profanity.  So, today I’m happy to present the Thompson, Gondsman class, also known as the … Continue reading

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GWInsider cannot into anything worthwhile? Also, Professions!

So, the WvWvW post came to naught.  Instead, they put up some half-baked screenshots from an upcoming battleground (or whatever they’re calling them) with no info to back them up, and a few screenshots of a Norn Elementalist in PvP … Continue reading

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